Bitches love a good glow-up story, so let us introduce Starnley.
Felt the color of a foggy morning, a dual-copper band spine, and a scatter of golden constellation across the cover because a boring-ass book is a crime we refuse to commit.
Plot twist: this fabric never felt the warm pressure of someone's butt until we got a hold of it. It was a demo swatch about to get thrown out, so before it did, we asked to keep it. No dumpster diving, just excellent timing.
Bitches love a one-of-one, especially one that almost never existed. Or touched a bum.
Bitches love a good glow-up story, so let us introduce Starnley.
Felt the color of a foggy morning, a dual-copper band spine, and a scatter of golden constellation across the cover because a boring-ass book is a crime we refuse to commit.
Plot twist: this fabric never felt the warm pressure of someone's butt until we got a hold of it. It was a demo swatch about to get thrown out, so before it did, we asked to keep it. No dumpster diving, just excellent timing.
Bitches love a one-of-one, especially one that almost never existed. Or touched a bum.
