Soft to touch.
Loud as hell.
Feel ‘em all over fuzzy notebooks, bumpin’ cat cards, and hot tactile stuff for hot messes looking for something a bit more... adhd friendly. Cuz bitches love stuff that’s a more than just a bit extra.
Bitch, you hot. Flex it.
Damsels in De-Stress
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Orlando Bloom and Madison Beer Discounts
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Lists with Squares Instead of Dots
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Clicky Beady Mace Cases
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Get in My Pants Cards
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Daily Slander Books
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Rub Them On Your Face Books
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Damsels in De-Stress 〰️ Orlando Bloom and Madison Beer Discounts 〰️ Lists with Squares Instead of Dots 〰️ Clicky Beady Mace Cases 〰️ Get in My Pants Cards 〰️ Daily Slander Books 〰️ Rub Them On Your Face Books 〰️
Feel this spine like WOW
Get an upcycled fabric book and rub it on ya face. You won’t be disappointed. you might get some looks, but trust us. Your face and your bookshelf will thank you for it.
Book cover feelies previously reserved for chaise loungers. Paper colors that yell at you from across the room. People WILL ask about these. Prepare yourself to be more popular. Just look what that vibe will get ya.
And for that everyday bitching…
These grab-n-go booklets are easy on the wallet, hard on the streets. pocket size for pants and purses and they won’t mind if you forget their birthday. They’re not fragile. Pick your own!
Life is too short to be boring.
Fulfill your destiny and be the talk of the office. The man with the ‘oh Fuck YES, BRAD’ gift at the bachelor party. The brash broad at brunch who whips out the ‘oh, well, let’s see if Becky has one of THESE!’
Wha-BAM!
Some of these have touched feet. Only a few have been in the presence of human nudity. You’ll have to just hope and pray you’re lucky.
Smoosh ya toosh. We do custom work, too.
“Can you rebind my Lord of the Rings trilogy but, like, fuzzy?"
yes, actually. We've thought about it already and we want to. Orlando Bloom, yours is free, you saucy sailor elf man of a hunk-a-junk.
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Want a custom wedding sign-in book? A special page color pattern? Lined pages AND upside down satanic symbols on your pages? You got it.
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Need matching books for bridal or bachelor party favors, a corporate event, or for more sinister reasons?
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Your Gam-Gam’s nightshirt as a bookcover? Weird, sure, but OK.